I's already got a moustache... whats I need 'nother one for?
ya say you wants me to WHAT? Shave it off! On Halloween no less!
Well I tells ya... I'm Yosemite Sam - the roughest, toughest he-man stuffest hombre that's ever crossed the Rio Grande. An' I ain't no namby-pamby. An' I aint-a-gonna shave my "mo" jus' cause some Yankee varmint says so!
psssst... whisper, whisper, whisper
AH, it's fer a good cause you say... prostate cancer research n' stuff - well's allright then, maybe I'll shaves it and grows it back fer that. Now how many of you ornery fur-bearing varmints gonna cough up four bits to sponsor me? I mean, I'm not jus' doing this for the good of my health ya know. Ohhhh, comes to think of it.... I guess maybe I is.
If I hears any snickering, there's a-gonna-be shootin'
(same goes if there are any comments on my complete lack of artistic abilities ;-)